The Annual Soda Fountain Christmas Letter

Here at the Soda Fountain, we find nothing quite as comical as the annual Christmas letter sent by many a family. I don't care about your baby's first dirty diaper, or the $500,000 house you just bought, or the bunions on your feet. Let alone about your broken hip or the case of diphtheria you caught while traveling overseas.

So, in the spirit of the holidays, we make fun of the people who earnestly send these ridiculous letters.

Oh, and I treat you to a couple of choice moments for the late Tiny Tim's Christmas CD. Note the cover of the CD below...truly the most frightening Christmas CD cover ever.

Happy Holidays from Jeff and Craig! May your nog be eggy.








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Soda Fountain Podcast for December 12, 2006

Well, I'm flying solo without Craig again this week. He was in no shape to podcast when we touched base on Monday.

Tis the season of the office party. If you work, you're probably going to have to go to one. I feel your pain.

But I can help! You SHOULD NOT attend your office party before listening to this podcast about holiday party "Do"s and "Don't"s. Take my tips into consideration and you'll have an...appropriate office party.

It may not be fun, but it'll be appropriate.



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O Holy Podcast

Horrible Christmas music, ugly alien babies, The Sneeze, Christian talent night audition tapes...only at the Soda Fountain could these topics be held together by the glue that is ADD.

Christmas Music is a genre of music that I love to hate. The quality of Christmas music is, I think, inversely proportional to the sincerity of the artist recording it. The song I feature on this podcast is solid proof of this mathematical theory.

Thank you to The Sneeze. Go there now, won't you?



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